Bob Seger is in Detroit and he says, "Hey Dee-troit!" from the stage. Cue cheers and rejoicing. One of their native sons has returned and is bolstering their civic pride. So go home to Glasgow, the Detroit of Britain, and proclaim your love or pledge your allegiance from the stage of the SECC. "We knew Franz Ferdinand, we did coke with 'em. My momma is from this town and all my ancestors swill around in its environs, and my friend knows the guy from Deacon Blue. That makes a nigga like me proud." Not a dry eye in the house. Ironic, o course.
Then we close with a cover of "Into the Valley".
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