"The Museum of Child Murderers"

It is Halloween and I am visiting "the Museum of Child Murderers", which seems to be a house much like the one I live in. A small boy dressed up as Shrek walks before me, I suppose he is trick or treating. He has an all-over green bodysuit, which looks in fact like the Hulk, and a Shrek mask which covers his whole face. He goes across the threshold and into the dark corridor inside, disappearing into the depths of the building without a word.

The Museum of Child Murderers is not dedicated to murderers of children, but to children who have been convicted of murder, usually of other children or by starting fires.

But it also houses these children themselves, who have arrived in dormitory rooms, like hotel rooms, off to the side. I go in to check on them, after all they're only kids, but in spite of myself I find that I become very creeped out by them.

Some of them are very silent and withdrawn, and simply stare at me unsmiling when I check up on them. In one room filled with single beds like a makeshift hotel room is a family of two boys and a girl who have been convicted of murder. They seem like fairly normal kids, and I seem to have interrupted some game. When I enter the room, they pause to watch me and stifle their laughter. One of the boys grins at me, a mischevious gleam in his eye. The girl is standing up on the bed beside the curtained window. They know I am scared of them, and pretending not to be. I don't know the specific crime of each child but I know that one set a fire which consumed a building and led to deaths, and another group lured a little girl to an abandoned factory and crudely garroted her with wire.

In one room at the back there is a group of two or three children who seem to be dressed in Victorian or Edwardian garb. Before I walk in I can hear them chattering excitedly to each other in what sounds like German, but when I walk in they grow hushed and whisper among themselves, stealing knowing glances at me. A new and irrational idea begins to worry me; What if some of these children are not just convicted child murderers but the spirits of murdered children which have somehow been revived?

The main exhibits of the museum are in the murky, shadowy main corridor. These consist of large blown-up photographs of children who appear to wearing crude Halloween costumes and facepaint. The costumes and make-up look cheap and shoddy, and the photographs of unsmiling children are black and white and haphazardly arranged. One little girl is supposed to be a "witch", but her costume is just a black shapeless shawl and her face is smeared with dark paint, and she looks unhappily out of the photograph. I notice with unease that among the pictures on the wall is a picture of myself as a child, looking scared.

More yours than his own

"Anyway I'm meant to be grateful, open, loving to you, and am, all these things and more. But I have doubts and hesitations, not extending back into the past but only to the here and now. Since I've given you everything, every ridiculous, stupid hope and dream, left them to shatter, to be ignored or cherished by you, to be left or taken up as you see fit. I was thinking of before I met you, how I was just the same yet different. I was thinking of what you mean to me and I saw and understood how deep it was, how light, diffident, constructive, and full, all at the same time. Nothing could ever be inappropriate between us. Everything I offer you is appropriate, will be and has been.

How right the Buddha was when he said that desire leads to suffering. But I don't care, I'll take all the desire and all the suffering, if that's what it takes.

I don't know about anyone else, or about the future. I only know about me, and about right now. And I know what I want. I know that much.

More yours than his own, etc,

m".

Teeth

When brushing the teeth care must be taken, a certain agility even is desired. When you have a small mouth like mine gotta make sure the lower teeth are diligently de-plaqued. Take five minutes.
Imagine the dental cement if it corroded & crumbled away, or the fillings, sparkling like black diamonds, came loose. No, the cement is tough. When people get immolated in a housefire they get identified by their fillings, them being the only things that survive.
All of the dentists are private and there is anyway a serious lack of them. Alternatives to fillings; rubber, transparent glass, ice.
I had a filling drop out of a back tooth, put there by an incompetent dentist. A nugget of metallic black. Eventually when the dentists get bad enough, or are just replaced by 3rd year students, your teeth will erode through vigorous brushing. Flesh and blood and sharp shards of enamel, a crumbling filling. Get new prosthetic cyberteeth top right. All hollow.
Soap opera actress/model in a magainze: "I have loads of dreams about my teeth falling out. I've been told that means I'm anxious".
Freud interpreted it as a sign of sexual frustration.
Connotations: anxiety, sickness. Moral and physical and structural decay. Angst in bathrooms, slavering.

Old Viz's

In the bathroom lookin through old Viz's, I recall that humour industry that sprang up then. Viz was successful in its market share & therefore inspired a number of shoddy imitators.
And in the old  Viz's, printed on cheap paper, one can see the many strange subterranean cottage industries that were able to exist in its shadow, in the form of the ads for obscene or satiric T-shirts or cards or rubber stamps or inflatable sheep. All of it aimed at the lowest common denominator of Viz reader, vaguely thought of as someone young, sarcastic, a bit cynical. Targeted for the toilet humour sub-market. Nostalgia for anything...
When you leave a magazine for fifteen or twenty years and then look at it again you get a not-unpleasant sense of the futility of life, and you can examine the small ads with a clarity afforded by hindsight. As always, with the small, exploitative ads selling tat, you get a much more valuable insight into the period than with the big-money ads. The ads in old Viz's are not funny, but they belong to an old satiric tradition. This is why popular culture is always immensely more revealing than official culture.
K. is showing me the mildewing old Viz's with the enthusiasm of a recent convert. She always adopts a craze, usually too late, for rap or Marvel comicbooks or the Pixies, or Hong Kong cinema, say, and then leaves token examples of it around her room for visitors to see. Whether she appreciates the stuff in itself is debatable.

Christian Girl

Christian girl is in bed, feigning sickness. In our domestic set-up, our suburban bedroom we share.

She claims to be not a born-again. "I just call myself a Christian". But this is to obfuscate: She is one.

One of the sincere, intelligent Christian teens. Intelligent in a limited way of course. A trendy Christian, unrelated to the old born-again stereotype. The youth movement now is immensely sophisticated and doesn't hesitate to stoop to depths of psychological warfare for recruitment purposes. Someone very clever is behind it. The shadowy hand of a United States-ian.

They have usurped popular genres of music and fashion and Christianized them ruthlessly. Some Christian public relations expert figured out that the thing to do to get the kids signing up was to copy MTV. Thus a particularly nefarious and insidious branch of the evangelical movement is born. They got their own channels & music videos at times indistinguishable graphically & sonically from the merely moneymaking mainstream. They have mass rallies for youth which are then televised, where individuals give speeches more like one a them motivational speakers than an old-fashioned preacher. Like that geezer what sells his CDs DVDs Affirmations for Personal Success and Enrichment in long advertorials, sharp-cheekboned, sharp-suited, perfectly white teeth grinning in a photograph. Obviously pumped up on steroids.
Part of that network of evangelical Christianity and freemarket capitalism which edges ever closer to a semblance of fascism, a fascism with perfect teeth. That has crept all over the rich and jaded west, brainwashing millions of disappointed teens, kids with a spiritual hole in their lives fed up with hedonism, falling prey to the over-simplifications of a predatory Christianity, a Christianity aggressive, base, and greedy, no relation the simple faith of our forefathers.

But Christian girl is a blasé little thing who unfortunately has fallen victim to propaganda. Duvet pulled up to her chin and smiling slightly. She hails from Belfast but is part of a latter-day generation that has seen little of the Troubles. An apolitical and non-sectarian generation. What used to be called in America Scots-Irish. Her daddy is some sort of minister. Very clean-cut air and a pixie-ish face, conventional shoulder-length light brown hair.

School Part One

The school was a long low building, a corridor with classrooms to the side. On my first day it seemed enormous to me. The large windows, the steel frames, the grey panels. 

At the front there was a cloakroom, with coat pegs in it. There must have been benches in there, to sit on. 

The boy's toilets were on the left, a large room with frosted windows along the top. The metal troughs to pee in.

At the furthest end of the corridor, on the right, was primary one. As you went further up the corridor you advanced in age, and primary seven was at the top. 

At the back of the school there was a slight hill which led to a large playing field. There were two sets of stone stairs set into this dip in the land. The back of the school was the windows of the classrooms, with the odd door, and some bushes growing. 

On my first day all this seemed to me enormous and alien. It was more perplexing than frightening. The windows seemed to me to be enormous, like the windows in a cathedral. On that first day I saw a boy have a nosebleed. I saw him throw himself down the grassy hill. It all seemed inexplicable. 

In Primary one, the plastic chairs. The plastic blocks that we would play with. 

At the end of the corridor were the teacher's offices and a sort of small entrance foyer. 

The school was bordered at the front by a fence with a gate, and a row of tall trees. There was also an expanse of grass to the right, at the limit of which there was a slight rise bordered by a rickety fence. This formed the limit of the school, beyond which it was forbidden to go. If you went beyond that, to fight with the boys from the other school, you would be given the belt. 

At the furthest limit of the playing fields was another fence, behind which was a derelict house. This house had an evil reputation and was said to be haunted. 

If you walked to the very end of the playing field you came to some long grass, and beyond it, the woods. Behind the school was a patch of woodland, a lesser part of the wider woods. 

In this little world we spent our days. 

We owe a cock to Asclepius

We owe a cock to Asclepius

We who have renounced this life, 

Therefore on the morrow rising

Do not neglect the sacrifice, 

But dispatch the victim swiftly,

Brandishing the silver knife.

We owe a cock to Asclepius,

We who have renounced this life. 

A serpent on his staff entwining, 

The god demands the price.                            

So that the soul when pining,

May be delivered twice;

First to Hades' shady halls,

And thence to paradise. 

We owe a cock to Asclepius,

We who have renounced this life.