All the neds will be given AK-47's, and formed up into a regular army. They will be absolutely bombarded with the most extreme anarchist propaganda, getting them all fired up to exterminate the bourgeoisie. They will march on London to commence the class war, slaughtering anyone who looks rich, or looks as though they might one day think of being rich. Bodies of hedge fund managers and investment bankers will litter the floor of the stock exchange. Politicians will be ritually bludgeoned in tune to the finale of the 1812 overture, their bodies used to fertilise the fields. When the last capitalist has been hung by the guts of the last politician, a new Golden Age will dawn on earth, a New Spring heralding once and for all the death of the winter of hierarchy and obedience. At the stroke of midnight, a non-stop party will commence, which will last until the sun burns itself out, or until mankind finally exhausts itself from drunkenness, lust, and joy.
A Good Time Will Be Had By All.
SUPPORT the two-party system: The Party Party and the All-Night Party.
(and I'm a "moderate")
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